my boobs hurt



jerkidiot:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

okay except this is literally the plot of an episode of 30 Rock




(Source: drunkonstephen)




fleshcircus:

awkward

(Source: sizvideos)




Laverne Cox on her brother being cast on Orange is the New Black

(Source: jasonnywithnochance)



mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right



witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy




dazedfox:

are you fuckin seeing this?

(Source: zay4ik)



chickem:

this show is so important to me

chickem:

this show is so important to me

(Source: stripedsweater)



fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust



damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK




(Source: wordismasha)




tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]



ask-curtisrx:

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 


 I fucking failed the cursive unit when I was in elementary holy fuck

ask-curtisrx:

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

I fucking failed the cursive unit when I was in elementary holy fuck



digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.