“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
Do you mean band directors?
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back