how often do you masturbate
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
(Source: katebishopss, via levingtcinqdejuillet)