I've learned to talk with my fingers.
I like my popcorn without butter, my tea with ice, and my movies from the 80's.
i hope i’ve given somebody a boner
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
moment of silence for all the young boys that’ll be jerkin off to the Victorias Secret fashion show tonight
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun